Unless you're doing it for your kid, or you're going to some masked ball or some such shit, if you are older than 30, it is time to stop dressing up for Halloween. That's it. It's over. Start thinking about how you can fix the fucking economy. Or at least how to make the internets even faster. Take the time you save by not putting on that "clever" little outfit and think about inventing something. Like a device near the horn of your car that will text the guy who just cut you off and display "You Motherfucker!" in the corner of his windshield.
Thanks!
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i could probably write a book on the heart-attack inducing lapses in sidewalk etiquette in this here burgh.
I have mixed feelings about this. In all honesty, nothing impresses me more than adults who come up with original outfits for Halloween. On the other hand, I have not dressed up for Halloween since like 20 years ago. So dunno.
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